T-O-R-T-U-R-E
11:19 PMYes that is the word I would use to describe my evening.
Come along with me on a little journey...
This morning I checked my Facebook (imagine that) and this is what Boomer's status update said:
In just over 16min, I ran a mile, did 50 push ups, 50 KB thrusts & 50 box jumps... Now back to my regularly scheduled staycay... — at CrossFit 480.
IMH: W-T...a MILE AND A WORKOUT? That's what I'm in for tonight? How many excuses can I think of not to go to Crossfit tonight?
1. I have to clean my car because it smells like garbage (true story)...because garbage (no, really actual garbage) spilled in my trunk when I was taking it to the trash car. PS. Don't judge me, it was heavy.
2. I have to make 10 million pancakes tonight (another true story).
3. I ran out of dog food and it took longer when I had to feed her canned Chicken Chili (yeah, that's true too...it's been a real winning day for me)
I couldn't convince myself not to go...partially because I pay to go there and didn't wanna throw my money away but mostly because all the people in my class will ask why I didn't go and when I tell them it was because I was scared they'll just look at me...and Justin will make fun of me.
BTW: That's actually an updated picture of me in that picture...what? You don't believe me?
So...my workout was the first part of the TORTURE tonight.
PS. I'm exaggerating a teeny bit. That WAS the workout but it wasn't that bad. It was sucktastic but a damn good workout.
2nd and WORST form of torture.
Before I start you should know that I ALWAYS overvolunteer myself and then regret it. With everything. All the time.
Staff Breakfast is tomorrow. My teammate volunteered to bring canned beans in a Crockpot, tortillas and coffee. That was smart.
I, on the other dumbass hand, volunteered to make a Pancake Bar with:
And all the fixins!
Reasons I'm a Jackass:
1. That's way too much work.
2. I'm on Day 10 of my 2nd Whole 30...I can't have pancakes or anything that remotely resembles a pancake.
3. I love pancakes and I can't eat ANY...ANY
That's all I got. Thank you for tuning to tonight's edition of 2 Ways to Torture Katie.
2 comments
Friend,
ReplyDeleteWhat I love best about you is that you overcommit, and then you find time to write a blog. Serioulsly. Hilar.
Love you....just say no to the pancakes for 18 more days. 18, right?!
those pancakes look sooooo tasty. love your blog. love your voice. miss you!
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