The Devilish Grocery Store
7:10 PMNothing taunts you more with ALL THE BAD FOOD IN THE WORLD than the grocery store.
Cupcakes, French bread, cookies, Diet Coke, Peanut butter Twix...and on it goes. I feel like when I walk in they actually grow eyes and mouths. They look around the pie case at one another in the most devious manner possible, “Oh, look at her trying to resist us.” “Ha, ha, ha,” cackles the peanut butter cup pie, “I’m her favorite. Look at her, she’s gonna break any second.
Well, screw you crap food! I want my veggies!
I didn't leave that store without any sweets, though. Ahhh, my favorite (eye) candy of all!

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Awesome. I want to read the magazine when you are done!
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