"That Baby is About ___ Months Old"
7:39 PM
Every single time and I mean every single time there was a birth on television, my mom would say as they showed the "newborn" baby, "That baby is about ___ months old." Same words every single time and she would fill in the blank with a number between 1 and 3. Hashtag: Mom Quotes
Um, is this your most random blog post ever?
It might be.
One might think something so random didn't happen often but now that you've read this, you, too are going to notice just how often babies are born on TV and you will also notice that they are definitely not newborns in the television episode.
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| That baby is about 1 month old |
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| Those babies are about 2 months old |
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| That baby's about 3 months old |
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| That baby's about 2 months old |
But why did she say it every time, like it was the first time? Like she just blew our minds by telling us that? My mother, constantly imparting worldly wisdom and reminding me that television was fake. Thanks for the lessons Mom.
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