I was reading through my latest blogs to become inspired and I noticed that my blog was getting a little advicey.  WT?<--- I like to just write WT because it's less aggressive without the F.

Who am I to be dolling out advice?  I mean, who am I BESIDES almost a doctor and damn close to the smartest person I know.  You obviously don't know very smart people.  Touché <-- I know that does say to-shay but it looks like douche.  That's gross.

Moving on...

Today's blog will provide no advice for you.

So...what the hell should I write?  I love giving advice.  My friend/co-worker said the other day, "Ya know, we're all a little arrogant and LOVE to talk about what we're doing."  Yes I am.



Cool Stuff
1.  Spa Day
Ahhhh.  I'm so excited for a day at The Scottsdale Princess with my friend.  Facials, rooftop pools and an inhalation room.



2.  Lap Swimming
I love it.  I know I have said, in the past, there were certain workouts that I enjoy but nothing as much as swimming.  It's amazeballs.


3.  No Alarm
Possibly the best part of summer.  A leisurely wake up, followed by 2 cups of coffee in a real mug.



4.  Meet Bella
My boss just had a baby and I'm so excited to hold her and smell her baby head.

5.  Date
I have one tomorrow.  Get it Katie.  Thanks friends



Lame Stuff
1.  Eye Doctor 
I can't see that well out of my left eye.  The letters in the Search section of Netflix is looking pretty blurry.  Most interesting thing I read all day.  I'm secretly excited about it because I like wearing glasses when I only have to wear them sometimes.  Katie, things aren't secrets when you tell us.  Noted.


2.  Liver Specialist.  
Liver alone.  Ha!  An appointment I've been putting off for about a year.  That's a cartoon of my liver because real liver pictures of yucky.


3.  Paint my House
These are my colors and in reality the chances of this actually getting done are slip to none.


4.  TAP Test
4 long hours.  Boo.

5.  Work on my Syllabus
I need to get my syllabus ready for the Fall.

6.  Teachers Pay Teachers
I need to post a few more things.  I want my average monthly earnings to be at $200 this year.  That's a $50 increase.  I need to get working.
Cool and Lame
1.  Wine with my Neighbor
Today i saw my neighbor outside.  She said, "Hi Katie!  Hi Scout!"  We chatted for quite a while. I've lived across the way from her for about 4 years.  She's known my and my dog's name for 4 years.   I still don't know her name and now we have plans to have wine.  What in Sam Hell am I going to do?!?!  We're going to sit in my house and I am not going to know her name?  Help me!!

Permission to love people who take responsibility for their actions.  
High five to you!  Sometimes we do it right.  Sometimes we do it wrong but we never make changes unless we fess up and move on.


Permission to not understand when men unbutton a button or two or three on their shirts without shirts underneath.
Why do you do that man?  It looks Creeps McGee


Permission to assume everyone who looks unshowered and/or sketchy is on drugs. 
 I don't know why I do but I really do that.  I'm sorry if you don't shower and look shetchy and ARE NOT on drugs, I have misjudged you.



Permission to leave my wax warmer thing on all day and night.  
Is that bad?  I feel guilty sometimes but I just want it on all the time...and it's just a lightbulb so it's cool, right?


Permission to hate Vertical Blinds

I don't know anyone who likes these. They all fall down, one at a time. Why the hell does anyone put these cheap things up?  They need to be gone from my house now.

Permission to HATE David Arquette.
I don't know what it is about him, his voice...him. How did you get Monica Gellar?! What a DB...but he did kill it on DWTS one week. So, there, I found the silver lining!

Permission to wish crickets were extinct.
I believe they have been created to annoy me personally. I'm quite the narcissist, aren't I. Whatever. They're annoying, so annoying that I have to wear earplugs to bed.

People to get super annoyed by people who don't take initiative
I don't like it when people, from the couch, say, "Can I help?"

I wanna say, "Can you help? Are you stupid? Can you see me up to my elbows in ingredients, dishes, and prep stuff? Do you see a set table? No? Why don't you do that a**hole? Maybe you can clean up or chop something or anything rather than sit there." Newsflash, if it doesn't feel like you're pulling your weight, you're not.


Permission to LOVE people who take initiative
On the other hand, I ALWAYS notice when people take initiative. Thank you for cleaning my house while I was at work. You did NOT have to do that but I certainly appreciate it. Thank you for volunteering to bring something in for a lesson plan. Thank you for picking up your book when you were done with your assignment. Thank you initiative takers!!


Permission to love summer because I have time to blog my ass off!